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Little Sister [1992]

"Go undercover in the battle of the sexes"

Bobby (Jonathan Silverman) is an honourable college freshman on a crusade to become his own man and stop living in his father's shadow. He and his buddy Mike (George Newbern) agree that joining the most illustrious fraternity on campus will help them make names for themselves and rid Bobby of this supposed image that he feels he has to live up to. The frat boys have other ideas. They assign Bobby as the leader of the pledge class in recognition of his father's achievements, naming him as the "sprouting embryo" of his father; his "twig". They conclude that as head of the pledges, Bobby must show them the way so that they eventually become "twigs" just like him. Twigs? Who knew fraternity life was so sophisticated?

Recycling pick-up lines directly from his father's book of love, Bobby learns that comparing eyes to "hot wax on a Buick" is a fast track to failure when he unsuccessfully woos a sorority girl at a party. A day later, he and Mike lay eyes on the commonly lusted-after Diana (Alyssa Milano), who is in the midst of a row with her long term boyfriend - widely known womanizer and jerk, Derry. Disregarding the failing advice of his father, Bobby approaches Diana but is shot down when she immediately returns to the cheating arms of her boyfriend. Luck is in short supply for Bobby when he again meets the girl from the party, who happens to be on the class enrollment staff, and in the hope she'll sneak his name down for a course which is full, butters her up with some sweet talk. To his bewilderment, he is the only male in the class and is flabbergasted to learn he has been enrolled to study the sociological impact of women in history.

To complicate matters further, the fraternity pledges are to begin their initiation ceremony and it is decided that their task will be the most demanding yet; stealing the historical Zeta Alpha Zeta sorority painting. With a rigorous no males allowed rule, Bobby and the pledges must decipher a way to get into Zeta Alpha Zeta undetected and leave with the prize. When hope is almost lost, Bobby switches from the all-American male and becomes British sorority girl Roberta in one final attempt at fulfilling the frat brother's demands. And the prank, miraculously, has the girls fooled. Instead of grabbing the painting and running for the door, Bobby spots Diana, and in a split second decision has turned from trickster into full-time female with the goal of getting closer to his crush - as Roberta!

Masquerading as Roberta for sorority activities and Bobby for fraternity deeds, his schedule begins to catch up with him and the frat brothers soon become displeased with Bobby's frequent unexplained absences. Little do they (bar a concerned Mike) know that their fellow brother is eating, sleeping and shopping with some of the most desirable girls on campus! Diane warms to Bobby when he invites her over for a study date but Mike's meddling pushes the couple only further apart. Diane returns to the sorority house and later comments to Roberta about her unfortunate taste in guys. As Bobby's life descends into chaos, Roberta is climbing the social ladder and her confidence has won her the title of pledge class president. While out celebrating with the girls, Roberta is approached by Derry who makes a number of forceful passes at her. Bobby and Mike scheme to have the scumbag exposed, in more ways than one, and he is found in the library with his trousers down. Consequently, Diana gives him the boot and thereafter a friendship blossoms between her and Bobby.

Downtrodden Wally, joke of the fraternity, scores a date with Roberta in Mike and Bobby's effort at boosting his low morale. An unfortunate groping incident leaves Roberta red faced and, teamed with growing pressure from the fraternity to retrieve the painting, Bobby is motivated to shed his double identity. As circumstances change romantically where Bobby and Diana are concerned, Roberta is nominated for Greek Week Queen, stalling the revealing of the mask and adding more complications when Roberta is caught undressing in Bobby's dorm room. Both lives simultaneously unravel as Diana breaks off their relationship, the brothers question Bobby's dedication as fraternity material, and Roberta's apparent affair shatters her friendship with Diana. Living as both male and female, Bobby gains an incomparable understanding of the struggles of both sexes and excels in his sociology class, confessing the truth of his two-sided personality to his teacher, who is stunned. She advises him to find a way to let the cat out of the bag for good.

The Greek Week Queen speech is destined to go down in college history, but what will be left of Diana and Bobby?


VERDICT: ★★★ ½


The beginning of the nineties was a stale period for teen cinema. Popularity of such films had rapidly declined; the "golden age" was over. Ideas and attitudes were changing, and nobody seemed too sure what direction the genre was headed in until the major re-invention in the mid-nineties. For those early years, teen movies were few and far between, with the "college comedy" hit hardest by the sudden success of the darker themes represented in the likes of Pump Up The Volume and most notably Heathers. In that respect, Little Sister appears to have absorbed all that it could of the dregs of the eighties in the hope of riding on past successes. It seems to have taken its cues from earlier fads as far as the body swapping/gender-bending goes, and the tone, humour and style (the set and costume design ostensibly modelled on a bag of Skittles) gives it a real eighties quality. The 1993 Corey Haim direct-to-video effort Just One of the Girls, 91's Don't Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead and Buffy The Vampire Slayer from '92 are all examples of this continued - but nonetheless sparse - eighties style of film-making.

Either way, Little Sister is something of a rare breed, released at a time when others of its kind had nearly evaporated altogether. And for that, Little Sister - with all its implausibilities, transparent characters, bold colours and mawkish finale in tow - should be cherished.


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1. Bobby - Greg DeBelles
2. Beauty and the Beast - 3 Lives
3. U Baby U - 3 Lives
4. It's You - 16 Tons on Monkies
5. Love Disaster - 3 Lives
6. Everytime We Kiss - 3 Lives
7. Check U Out - 3 Lives
8. If These Walls Could Talk - 3 Lives
9. Saved By The Girl - 3 Lives

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The Allnighter [1987]

"Who says you can't do it all in one night?"

The Allnighter is the story of five college friends on the verge of graduation. Sensitive Molly (Susanna Hoffs), who still hasn't found the one "earth shattering romance" she desires, bubbly blonde Val (DeDee Pfieffer), who is engaged to an over-obnoxious yuppie type, and witty Gina (Joan Cusack), the eager film-maker of the bunch. Then of course we can't forget the surf-obsessed males of the gang: perpetually immature law student C.J. and the quirky, free-spirited Killer.

The movie opens with Gina and her video camera, quizzing her fellow classmates on "what they got" out of their four years at Pacifica College. To which one student, Raymond (Josh Richman, who you may recognise from Thrashin', or as the parking lot heavy metaller from Heathers with the lion/dynamite theory) replies "a couple thousand hangovers and an addiction to pepto-bismol". The initial five minutes of hijinks sets the tone for the night to come - a breezy, brainless adventure.

With the not-so-distant shores of adulthood drifting closer with every passing wave, Molly, Val, Gina, C.J. and Killer are in hot pursuit of the fling to end all flings. The answer? Pulling a no-holds-barred allnighter. To kick-start the celebrations, Molly and Val cook up the gangs' last ever meal together - a task that is easier said than done when Ginas' stash of pot is mistaken for oregano! As the guys hang out at the house they've called home for the past four years, there's an unexpected knock at the door. Enter the man of Mollys' dreams; a sharply dressed older guy with a rock star past who goes by the name of Mickey LeRoy. Could it be fate bringing the two together? Eager Molly seems to think so when he invites himself in and explains to the gang that their very beach house was once home to him and his band, The Rhinos. It soon becomes evident that Molly, an avid Rhinos fan, has the hots for this new character, and all her flirting prompts the rest of the gang into venturing down to the beach for the graduation fiesta. Little does she know that as she dances the night away with her apparent dream man, a deflated C.J. is pining for her attention. Plans for the night are also interrupted by another romantic interlude when wife-to-be Val is beckoned by her loathsome fiancee to spend the night at a hotel. Before long though, her other half hits the sack, leaving her craving some excitement in the form of the fiesta.

Heading off back to his hotel, Mickey LeRoy invites Molly to stop by later on, to her delight. As a result, us viewers are treated to what is the most (and commonly regarded as only) notable few seconds of the film: Ms. Hoffs dancing around the room in her undies to the sound of Aretha Franklins' Respect. Dressed to the nines and ready to knock LeRoy dead, she heads off to his hotel anticipating a steamy night of passion. The truth, as it turns out, couldn't be much further and in an absurd twist of events poor Molly becomes trapped out on Mickeys' balcony while he and his ex-wife get it on inside! Desperate, Molly phones for help from the two people who wont let her down: Gina and Val.

A beach littered with party casualties is all that is left of the fiesta by this point. Val, face down in the sand, is roused by a camera-wielding Gina and, assuming the nights' shenanigans are over they head back to get some sleep. Dishevelled, they arrive home to discover Mollys' urgent message from the hotel and without thinking twice, hop on Ginas' moped to carry out the best friend rescue operation. Further problems arise when the hotel staff suspect the girls as a couple of hookers and have them arrested, leaving Molly - who has only just escaped one sticky situation - in yet another predicament. While Gina and Val are carted off downtown, Molly is left to pick up the pieces of a night left in tatters. With only hours to go before the graduation ceremony, a panic-stricken Molly gathers together as much bail money as she can find and calls on C.J. in distress.

While a confrontation rages between Gina and Val and their psycho cellmate, Molly and C.J. partake in a similar disagreement with a sassy cop named Sergeant Macleish (unexpected cameo by Pam Grier!), whom they must convince of the girls' innocence. The stakes couldn't be higher: fail and miss graduation. But before this allnighter is through, there is one final thing that must be taken care of - Mollys' love life! Ah well, you know what they say - nice gals finish last.


VERDICT: ★★★


Coming across as an innocuous lovechild of Where The Boys Are '84 and Modern Girls, The Allnighter is a buoyant entry into the world of the beach movie with generous helpings of adventure, romance and PG-rated action. The gaudy greatness (which can be associated with, above all, DeDee Pfieffers' wardrobe) and a few dire performances are a lasting reminder of how guilty we should feel for falling for what charm and appeal the movie does have. Come to think of it, maybe the the flaws are the appeal. One element that we can't fault is the likability of the leads who are wonderful as the three graduating girlfriends - principally Joan Cusack who brings heaps of humour to the proceedings. Not to mention the colourful backdrop of Malibu sunshine which makes for the perfect party atmosphere.

Overall, it is a movie about making the most of what you've got and who you've got before you carefree youth is over and maturity comes to bite you in the butt. Making memories, putting friends above all else and not stopping 'til the sun comes up. Even the sudden, rabidly sappy love scene at the end doesn't do enough damage to unravel the feel-good antics of the night, and while it is an inferior movie to Modern Girls, The Allnighter stands as a kitschy, enjoyable girl-power comedy.


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It would be criminal to disregard the soundtrack, which was made available on a now-scarce picture disc vinyl. Timbuk 3's classic The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades was also featured in the movie but unfortunately not included on the official soundtrack album.

1. Dangerous - Monalisa Young
2. No T.V. No Phone - Price-Sulton
3. Love Is You - Redd Kross
4. The Girl In A Sweater - The Hard-Ons
5. This Could Be A Slow Song - Louis & Clark
6. Respect - Funky Lips
7. Take A Mile - Louis & Clark
8. Boo Hoo - Angie Jarree
9. Dangerous - Exploding White Mice
10. Pipeline - Agent Orange
11. (Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay - Chronic Disorder

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Higher Education [1987]


"Have you got yours yet?"

Yeah, I know whatchur thinkin'. Typical '80s teen-oriented skinflick. The problem is, that is what this tries to be, when in actual fact is really isn't.

This little slice of teendom is straight outta Canada, and straight outta the script for the '83 flick My Tutor. You know, horny kid + hot new teacher (who also happens to be, er, horny?) = intense student/teacher relationship! Woah. What differentiates this one from the rest is the unexpectedly serious tone. At points it tries to convince you it is actually bordering on straight-faced drama. Then all of a sudden it snaps back into that whole zany, screwball madness, leaving you wondering what in the name of Alpha and Omega is gonna happen next. Technically speaking we know what's going to happen since we've seen it all before: We've got the guy this whole movie centers around, naive Andy (Kevin Hicks), a new-to-the-city lad from the sticks. We get to enjoy a nice bus ride with Andy as his makes his way to college and first sets eyes on the smokin' hot art tutor Nicole (Lori Hallier). Not forgetting the catchy little riff from the opening titles ("Out on a Limb" by the wouldya have guessed Canadian rockers Eye Eye. Seriously, check that shit out. The lead singer is rockin' that badass aqua-netted hairdo and dangly earrings look).

What seems to be a gigantic staple in any movie of this kind: baddies. Gangster types who virtually have no relevance to anything, an IQ less than that of a wet paper bag and 250 pounds extra weight around their middle. Unfortunately for our friend Andy, his new room-mate is the son of one of those types. Around this time, he meets the arty goddess Carrie (Isabelle Mejias) and her rather odd sidekick - for lack of a better word - Gladys (Jennifer Inch). You will recognise these gals if you happen to be familiar with the Canadian rarity Heavy Metal Summer, another zany guilty pleasure flick that only about 6 people in the world can probably remember.

Pretty soon, Andy and Carrie have hooked up and things between 'em are getting heavy. Meanwhile, Carrie's room mate Gladys only has eyes for the scooter riding leather-clad dude with an attitude, who calls himself Droid. The pair turn out to be the biggest spectacle of the movie and their fashions statements easily out-bad Isabelle Mejias' yellow & red Maccy D's employee inspired outfits. Then of course we have Andy's new best mate Dean who is swimming in money and likes to think he's swimming in girls. He's got a major crush on Carrie and would choose the girl over friendship any day of the week.

Art class is starting to pay off for Andy, who has his work chosen to be displayed in a gallery. Carrie's nose is put right out of joint over the whole thing - especially when her boyfriend is obviously turning into star pupil - but nothing prepares her for the real meaning of teachers' pet! Our cheeky chap Andy, it seems, has been having it off with the tutor! And we're not talking just one drunken accident here. He's workin' against the clock to fit both Carrie and Nichole into his busy schedule, at it seems to be going smoothly, until.. HOLY SHIT! He's only gone and knocked up the art teacher!

So, that's the end for Carrie and Andy, then? Oh come on, this is the '80s!!


VERDICT: ★★ ½


You know. Movies like this one are your dime-a-dozen sort. By the time you've seen a few, your brain can't really distinguish between 'em and they all just melt into one. In a few months time you'll probably have forgotten you even saw the thing.

But honestly, Higher Education isn't all bad. It does suffer from multiple personality disorder, as mentioned earlier, flitting between decent dramedy and flat-joked slapstick. The vhs cover makes it die a slow and painful death, instantly flinging itself into the R-rated T&A category, when in all fairness it doesn't belong there. If that was the kind of movie they were initially aiming for, they shoulda stuck to their guns and gotten rid of all the serious stuff in the script. Maybe it would have worked better that way. Any kid who rented this back in the day expecting an evening of raunchiness would have no doubt gotten bored before the halfway mark. So really, Higher Education was doomed from the beginning. Unless you are a die hard fan of Isabelle Mejias or are intent on expanding your knowledge of forgotten Canadian cinema, I can't see why anyone would go out of their way to see it, which is kinda harsh on this poor, misunderstood film. Though in terms of laugh-out-loud teen comedies from the same region, Breaking All The Rules is your best bet. Hell, even Heavy Metal Summer isn't a bad choice.


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Guys, seriously. You gotta check out that lot Eye Eye. The entire, unreleased soundtrack consists of Canadian pop-rock!

1. Love is Fire - The Parachute Club
2. Can't Hold On - Double Dare
3. Out on a Limb - Eye Eye
4. Electric Honey - The Partland Brothers
5. Close My Eyes - Paul Janz
6. This is How it's Done - Louis Tucci and The Sharp Set
7. Going Going Gone - Louis Tucci and The Sharp Set

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How I Got Into College [1989]

"Keep reminding yourself.. It's only a movie!"

It's Marlon Browne's senior year at high school. Meaning he, along with the rest of his year group at Hunterwoods High have just had to endure the nail-biting compulsory ritual that is SAT's. Stress levels aren't dropping either, what with the even more gruelling process of deciding on and applying for college still to come.

Just as daunted by her future prospects is hardworking class president Jessica Kailo (Lara Flynn Boyle), who seems destined to take the all-American sorority girl route straight to Michigan, following in the footsteps of her three older sisters - the ones she doesn't particularly look up to. Michigan or not, wherever Jessica Kailo goes, a drooling Marlon Browne follows.

At the college fair, Marlon approaches Ramsey, a school that relies on kids with better-than-average test scores and more importantly, affluent backgrounds - the preppy; the snob; the smart-alec rich kid. Falling too-far short from the school's usual expectations, Marlon - who decides to apply solely to chase the lovely miss Kailo, girl of his dreams - enrolls with a 'college preparation service'. A dozen hundred dollar cheques later (and a few rather uninformative lessons on the art of guessing your difficult SAT questions), Marlon is all geared up for interview day.

Set on making a lasting impression on the Ramsey lot, Jessica - pondering over which shoes to wear - enters meltdown mode. What if being perfect just makes you average? What if all the extra-curricular experience under her belt is nothing in comparison to the few dozen patient hopefuls in the waiting room? And what if Ramsey just doesn't want her? And it wouldn't be surprising if they didn't, after her hellishly disastrous interview. (Fact 1: never, ever tear open your shirt when an interviewee asks "is there anything you'd like to reveal about yourself")

The application deadline day arrives and a confident Marlon is about to receive a big ol' shock. Catching wind of the news that his dream girl has had a change of heart about attending Michigan, he resorts to drastic measures to convince her otherwise. Will it be enough? After all, the deadline is only hours away and Ramsey a few hundred miles journey. And who's to say the both of them will be accepted?

Oh, and will Marlon's best mate finally get to live his lifelong dream of travelling the world with a carload of gorgeous gameshow hostesses?!


VERDICT: ★★★ ½


How I Got Into College is the last of Savage Steve Holland's directorial efforts of the '80s, and I guess you could say it is the least. Not because it sucks, but because it has never and will never be regarded as highly as the John Cusack comedies, One Crazy Summer and Better Off Dead. And when I say it isn't regarded as highly, what I mean is: it's well and truly overlooked and those that haven't overlooked it seem to have chosen to simply hate on it in the biggest way imaginable. "But that is because Holland's earlier efforts are classics and miiiiles better than this!" I hear you scream. While you may be partially right, How I Got Into College deserves more than being shunned to one side to gather dust for twenty years.

What's so clever about this movie is that it manages to be both stupid but smart and horrendous but marvelous. It's an odd mix, but one that adds up to something worthwhile. And I love it. It keeps you grinning like a Cheshire cat and completely defines the term feel-good factor. Great too is the adorable Lara Flynn Boyle, parading around in her gnarly late eighties outfits - blazers with enormous shoulder pads - leaving her looking every bit the Heather. Without fail we are delivered a brief appearance by the one and only Curtis Armstrong - a Savage Steve Holland and general '80s movie regular - who raises the roof as an all-preaching ("last night, Jesus Christ appeared to me as a vision on a flaming pie") Bible College recruiter. And thankfully, oh so thankfully, the lead role is filled with Corey Parker's shoes and not John Cusack's. Don't get me wrong, Cusack was wonderful in the '80s (and still is now, of course) but it is refreshing to be able to associate a Savage Steve Holland teen comedy with an alternate lead actor who, while not in the same league as Cusack, is a pleasantly surprising substitute.

In short, How I Got Into College is a movie about growin' up. And if you resist from comparing it to or expecting Better Off Dead all over again, you will find an energetic little forgotten gem and maybe - just maybe - a keeper.

Did I mention Diane Franklin is in this?


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No soundtrack is in existence, sadly! Awesome songs, though.

1. Love Like We Do - Edie Brickell and New Bohemians
2. Love Changes Everything - Climie Fisher
3. Words of a Freestyle - M.C. Shan
4. What I Like About You - Michael Merwin
5. Get Ready - Rare Earth
6. Young - Jason Scheff
7. Tobacco Road - David Lee Roth
8. In the Name of Love - Steve Dorff
9. Hail To The Matadores - Richard S. Kaufman

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Making The Grade [1984]

"If you can't make it.. Fake it!"

Down the rough backstreets of Jersey, homeless bum and smalltime crook Eddie Keaton (Judd Nelson) is going about his day. What seems like a million miles away, rich kid Palmer Woodrow (Dana Olsen) is waking up in the lavish mansion he calls home. The only shared characteristic of both Eddie and Palmer is their inability to define the word 'work'. Things are about to change.

Having failed his few attempts at graduating, Palmer is now spending his days lounging around with a beer in one hand and a golf club in the other. Lacking the supervision of parents and taking full advantage of the fact, the last thing he expects to be faced with is any kind of ultimatum regarding his future. Unluckily for him, his worst nightmare is about to come true: he is enrolled at preppy heaven, Hoover Academy. And the only alternative is to venture out into the big wide world and get himself a job. With his entire trust fund and bachelor-boy existence in jeopardy, Palmer - to much disdain - settles on the first option. Of course, in comes the catch..

On the run from mindless gangsters who are out to recover the three thousand dollars that is owed to them, street kid Eddie makes a dash for the nearest means of refuge. And refuge comes in the form of a locker room in the exclusive golf club just a stone's throw away.

"You know what the joke of this whole prep school thing is?" says Palmer, as he wanders into the locker room with best friend Rand following an unsuccessful round of golf. "My parents won't even know if i'm there or not. And that's what really bugs me. Who knows any poor people? If I did i'd hire one to go to school for me and i'd be off to Europe. Hey.. you know something? Nobody at that school knows what I look like. My father'll be traipsing all over the world on business and my mother'll just be traipsing.. Why wouldn't it work? Pay some guy like five.. six hundred bucks a month and a bonus to graduate.." In comes luck - and in comes Eddie Keaton.

The new term at Hoover begins and the whole place is dominated by clean-cut kids and pastel coloured polo shirts; an image that is about to be shattered when Eddie pulls up in what was once a yellow cab. He glides out of the vehicle, kitted out in an getup stamped with 'Keaton' from head to toe. Of course the bright red suit, gold chains and sunglasses just wouldn't be complete without the accompanying ghetto blaster, quite literally blasting. Fitting in isn't exactly one of Eddies' strong points. Playing a convincing Palmer Woodrow is another issue altogether.

Assigned with the messy task of straightening out any of Eddies' slip ups, an unimpressed Rand schedules an immediate lesson on the laws of an American preppy. "Learn to love yellow and pink. Clothes, they should look like you inherited them from your older brother. Pants, now they should look like you outgrew them last year". Eddie quickly begins to have second thoughts on taking up such a monumental task. That is, until he spots the wealthy and gorgeous Tracey and falls head over heels in love with her. Who knew a good for nothing street kid would find love at a prep school?

So now it's a matter of winning over Tracey while still playing his best Palmer Woodrow, not to mention graduating. And don't forget those brainless gangsters, who are still eager to locate the three thousand bucks they are missing. Can Eddie pull it all off?


VERDICT: ★★★ ½



How can you not appreciate an overlooked comedy gem, starring Judd Nelson in his usual bad boy role? You can't. And while he nails the character of Eddie Keaton in a way no one else could, the majority of laughs and comedic talent is displayed in the shape of Dana Olsen as the 'real' Palmer Woodrow, breaking out lines like "(i'm the) exchange student from *BELCH* Slobovia" . To add to it, you've got Andrew 'Dice' Clay as the would-be bigshot gangster, threatening to break legs and take part in all other sorts of sinister procedures. Topping off the comedy is the hilarious Walter Olkewicz in the role of the overweight and uninspired phis ed teacher, Coach Wordman (who is introduced to us with a couple of hookers on his arm, declaring "IS IT SEPTEMBER ALREADY?!").

Though there aren't a whole lot of memorable moments, the scene on how to act and dress like a preppy has got to be one of if not the best of the entire movie, and the mockery of the '80s preppy lifestyle never fails to entertain. In fact, the horrendous fashions are enough to convince you to see Making the Grade, and explains exactly why the alternative movie title is The Last American Preppy. But it doesn't end there either! You've got an extremely dated, almost one hundred percent synthesized soundtrack, to which Judd Nelson at one point performs an entire breakdance routine. I'm not joking.


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Only 1000 CD copies of the soundtrack were pressed and there are a lot of fakes floating around - the LP is an easier and cheaper option! A little bit of trivia regarding the singer Shandi: a popular pick for '80s teen movie tracks, her song "7 Day Heaven" was used in the 1984 beach movie Where The Boys Are '84.


1. Hoover Academy
2. Palmer’s Mansion / Robin Hood
3. Biff and Muffy
4. Cary Grant
5. Fire Drill / La Crosse / Hoover Award
6. Diceman’s Dilemma / Shopping for Preppies
7. Violins for Muffy
8. Good Fortune
9. Nicky buys Hoover / Horse Play / 1st Call to Breakfast
10. Class Act / Good Presents
11. Graduation
12. Love Montage
13. Golf Chase
14. Making the Grade
15. Come If You Want To - Michael Linn & Richard Kraft
16. Living on the Edge - Shandi
17. Double Trouble - Shandi
18. The Diceman Cometh - Larry Lee & Shandi Sinnamon

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Back to School [1986]


"Registration starts Friday, June 13, at theatres everywhere"

Thornton Melon (Rodney Dangerfield) is a millionaire businessman owning a chain of 'Fat and Tall' clothes stores. His son, Jason (Keith Gordon), is a hardworking college kid who is quickly becoming disillusioned with the whole college environment. When Thornton arrives on campus to deliver a bit of good news to his son, it becomes apparent that Jason is much the opposite of the swim team party animal that he made himself out to be over the phone. When he breaks it to his father that he's seriously considering dropping out, Thornton sets out on a mission to prove that - in the words of his father before him - a man is nothing without an education.

A lot of persuasion and one big cheque later, Thornton has enrolled as the oldest freshman on campus!

First things first, registration, followed by a trip to the college gift shop declaring 'free Shakespeare for everyone'! Next in line, a bit of a spring clean and spruce up for his new room.. Now three rooms in one, complete with hot tub and bar! First class - business - is a breeze, and Thornton shows more enterprise know how than snooty professor Phillip Barbay, who of course is rubbed up the wrong way by his new student's audacity. History class sees Melon acquainted with the nutcase Professor Terguson, but it's English Literature that proves the most interesting of the bunch, when Thornton meets the woman of his dreams: Dr. Diane Turner. The bad news is, she's dating Dr. Barbay.

Homework time.. And while Jason is busy studying in the library and eyeing up the pretty Valerie (Tarry Farrell), his dad is off partying with a bunch of college kids - partying defined by getting up on stage and performing his very own rendition of Twist & Shout (one which even Ferris Bueller would have a hard time contending with!). When Jason arrives on the scene along with his eccentric buddy Derek (Robert Downey Jr, who is convinced that crypto-fascists coined the term American Football as a metaphor for nuclear war), a fight breaks out between them and the uber jocks, who include Valerie's swim team boyfriend Chas (William Zabka). Unsurprisingly, Thornton somehow manages to elevate the situation into a full blown, take no prisoners punch up!

When Thornton does warm up to the fact he needs to get some work done, his attention is turned to Diane, who offers to help him brush up his skills in the literature department. The study session quickly turns into a date, with the pair retreating off to a swank restaurant for the evening - yet another reason for professor Barbay to despise his new, overconfident student.

Needless to say, Thornton's dedication to his school work doesn't last long. Soon, NASA are on the scene getting stuck into Jason's astrology homework, and when it comes to Thornton writing an essay on writer Kurt Vonnegut Jr., what better way to get the work done than by hiring the man himself to document his own life!

Party season arrives, and with Thornton having become such a big hit with his classmates, he throws the biggest bash on campus - complete with none other than Oingo Boingo as the musical backdrop! Over at the frat house, Chas and Valerie arrive to what is usually the biggest party of the season, to news of a bigger, better gathering over at Melon's. Chas - Jason and Derek's sworn enemy - isn't too impressed when Valerie suggests joining the party, resulting in a punch up between Jason and him later that evening.

The party can't last for much longer, Jason arguing with his father over his carefree behaviour and again insisting on dropping out of college. Moreover, Thornton's wild side has resulted in a fall out between him and Diane. Just when things couldn't get much worse, Thornton is accused of academic fraud and told he must undergo a gruelling test process by each of his teachers in order to maintain his position at the college. Can he joke his way out of this situation?


VERDICT: ★★★★


Back to School - while not strictly a teen teen flick, is a brilliant twist in the college movie genre. For this reason, it stands out among others of its kind - which is where many teen movies fail, lost among countless uniformal and easily forgettable plots. Hand in hand with some hysterical gags and some fantastically well pulled off moments, Back to School hits the nail on the head almost every time.

One weakness is the underlying plot of which the entire movie is based on and naturally, you would think the entire film would follow in the same unconvincing footsteps. However, that isn't the case at all and although the writing may not be anywhere close to revolutionary, the whole thing is pulled off tremendously by the hilarious Rodney Dangerfield and Robert Downey Jr. in particular. Essential teen movie jerk William Zabka (of Karate Kid fame, as if you didn't know) makes for the perfect egotistic frat boy, another faultless addition to the whole caper. And last but not least, an appearance by the band that made the rounds in the majority of worthwhile teen movies of the '80s; Oingo Boingo. Add that all together, and it almost disguises the flimsy storyline and typically run-of-the-mill ending.


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Danny Elfman's score is the most common soundtrack you'll find, but if you keep your eye open, you'll be able to hunt down the alternative soundtrack on LP, which is worth listen if only for Dangerfield's rendition of 'Twist & Shout'!

1. Back to School - Jude Cole
2. Educated Girl - Bobby Caldwell
3. Learnin' and Livin' - Tyson & Schwartz
4. Everybody's Crazy - Michael Bolton
5. I'll Never Forget Your Face - Philip Ingram
6. Twist and Shout - Rodney Dangerfield
7. Dead Man's Party - Oingo Boingo
8. On My Way - Tyson & Schwartz
9. Respect - Aretha Franklin

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Jocks [1987]

"Champions aren't born ... they're made!"

Coach Bettlebom is an unmotivated college phys ed teacher who - in over ten years - hasn't once managed to win a sports trophy. His kids don't fare much better, and most of them aren't achieving much in terms of grades - to say the least. So when President White (Christopher Lee - yeah, THE Christopher Lee) decides to better the reputation of the college, he gives Bettlebom an ultimatum: construct a team of winners or else.

Tennis coach Chip Williams (Richard Roundtree) is the next in line for a lecture, this time from Bettlebom, who threatens to scrap the tennis program despite the team being the best the college has to offer. Defending the 'pansy' sport, Williams proposes that the team are ready for the big upcoming tennis tournament, and that if they lose, Bettlebom is entitled to rid the college of the sport.

Enter 'The Kid' (Scott Strader), college 'degenerate' and big time party animal. Along with the rest of the tennis team - the uptight Jeff (Perry Lang), insane Ripper (Donald Gibb - playing almost exactly the same character as he did in Revenge of the Nerds), campy Prince-like dude Andy, the women-obsessed Tex (Adam Mills), and crazy Mexican Chito (Trinidad Silver), they're shipped off to Las Vegas to compete in the contest.

As you can imagine, most of the team are more interested in gambling, getting laid, and all-round partying rather than the competition. However, none of them are aware how high the stakes really are and Williams and Bettlebom do a good job in keeping their agreement under wraps.

First up, a night of drinking is in order and, ignoring William's strict orders to keep on top form for the match, they drive off to a nearby club. It isn't long before they're approached by all-too-friendly team members from a rival college, whose intentions aren't as good as first assumed - setting the Kid and his teammates up. By the time the next day rolls around, the guys are completely hungover and in no state for the first round match.

Having obviously not learned from their mistakes and not too bothered about the contest, the Kid and the guys go off for another night of partying and by now, Williams is at wits end. At this point, the Kid has fallen for Nicole (Mariska Hargitay) - a girl who just happens to be from the rival college. Whilst the two share a motel room, the rest of the guys are out getting pretty drunk. All seems peachy until Bettlebom shows his face and goes hunting for the team to tell them that their partying has gotten them disqualified from the contest.

Williams and the guys are determined not to let Bettlebom get rid of the tennis program. A few hookers later, Bettlebom has been stitched up and some uncomplimentary photographic evidence allows the team to take part in the critical competition after all.

But that isn't the end to the scams, when the jealous rival competitors place a bet in the Kid's name, telling him that if his team loses, thousands of dollars will be coming his way. Will the Kid crumble under pressure?


VERDICT: ★ ½


Jocks, good for maybe a laugh or two - mainly at the badly handled tennis scenes - is nothing worth going out of your way to find. Contradicting that statement, it is worth seeing if only for the weird and wonderful cast.

All in all, a not quite mind numbing attempt from Crown International Pictures at a partially serious teen sports movie, full of madly misplaced faces (Christopher Lee -seriously!) and a humdrum seen-it-all-before storyline.


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1. Foxy Lady - John Finley
2. Dirty With You - John Finley
3. Tonight - Pamela Neal
4. Got Some Lovin' For You - Pamela Neal
5. Road Trip - Phillip Kennard, Tim Bryson & Bob Irving
6. Misbehavin' - Phillip Kennard with The Pups
7. How Many Times - Linda Peaches Green
8. Power Play - Jimmy Osmond
9. Body Bruiser - Stephen Tavani
10. Gettin' Hot in Here - Linda Peaches Green
11. Sugar & Spice - Linda Peaches Green
12. Willie Willie - David Backstrom
13. In Trouble Again - David Backstrom & Terry Wilson

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