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Girls Just Want to Have Fun [1985]

"That's all they really want!"

Teenager Janey (Sarah Jessica Parker) has a love for one thing and one thing only: dancing. With her sights set on becoming a star, her luck is in when her family relocate to Chicago - home to none other than the after school dance phenomenon DTV.

Within no time at all, Janey - all too familiar with moving from one school to another - meets the outrageous Dance TV fanatic Lynne (Helen Hunt), and together they plan to showcase their talents in the upcoming DTV auditions. This is it. Now or never. Janey's big break. Well, it would be if it wasn't for her uptight, military obsessed father who is dead against the idea.

Friday arrives. It's the day of the auditions. Lynne is buzzing with excitement, that is, until Janey coughs up the courage to admit she won't be auditioning. But - in a change of heart - her enormous passion for dancing shines through and, ignoring the words of her dad, hops onto the bus downtown.

They arrive, nearly being run down by the spoilt daddy's girl Natalie in the process. Lynne shows a bit of attitude and puts Natalie's nose right out of joint, only leading to disaster later on when - during Lynne's audition - she is shoved around by her dance partner and made to look a fool of in front of the judges, who immediately disqualify her. Lyn and Janey smell a rat and their suspicions are confirmed when they spot the conniving Natalie, who - having schemed up the entire catastrophic audition - is busy paying off Lynne's dance partner for his crafty endeavor. And so begins a continuous battle between the three dance hopefuls!

Having made it through the first round, Janey is paired up with the motorbike riding rebel, Jeff (Lee Montgomery) - who couldn't be more different from the happy-go-lucky Catholic schoolgirl. Clashing nonstop throughout their first rehearsal, things are looking pretty hopeless. But, unsurprisingly, it doesn't take long for the two opposites to attract.

Soon, news has circulated of a party - to be precise, the bratty Natalie's debutantes ball. What better way for Janey and Lynne spread a bit of revenge than by crashing the party! Printing out hundreds of copies of invitations, they invite some of the wackiest, punkiest, scariest looking kids in town, and watch from a distance as the sophisticated gathering is trashed from top to bottom!

Janey and Jeff have become the perfect couple by now, dancing their way to the live DTV final. Things don't come easy though, of course, when Jeff is threatened by Natalie's millionaire father: lose the competition or have your father lose his job. To make things worse, Janey is caught sneaking home from her and Jeff's dance practice late at night and is grounded by her furious father. But will they give in at the last hurdle, or will they make it to DTV? And more importantly - will they win?


VERDICT: ★★ ½



Girls Just Want to Have Fun is one of the more recognisable New World Pictures flicks - maybe because of the famous faces; Sarah Jessica Parker, Helen Hunt and Shannen Doherty, or simply because it is an enjoyable '80s dance movie. Either way, New World managed to whip up a nice little time capsule of music, dancing and fashions, with a cliched, fluffy, but grin inducing plot. Shannen Doherty with her screechy, squeaky voice in the role of Jeff's little sister is particularly brilliant, as is Helen Hunt's outfits and feathered hair towards the end of the movie.

The words 'classic' and 'definitive' are often used when referring to GJWTHF, though countless other dance movies of the '80s are just as good. However, if you haven't seen it, pop it on one day and go crashing back to '85 as soon as the title rolls up on screen. Without a doubt, worthy of your time.


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The soundtrack was released along with the movie in 1985, on cassette and LP. CD copies were apparently pressed in Germany, too, and are now extremely sought after as a lot of the songs in the movie are difficult to track down. The Deborah Galli/Tami Holbrook/Meredith Marshall cover of 'Girls Just Want to Have Fun' is lacking in energy and doesn't hold a candle to Cyndi Lauper, but isn't bad. Lauper refused to make any appearance in the movie or on the soundtrack as she believed it'd scar her career - though her 1988 movie Vibes is no better than this flick.


1. (Come On) Shout! - Alex Brown
2. On the Loose - Chris Farren
3. I Can Fly - Rainey
4. Dancing In Heaven (Orbital Be-Bop) - Q-Feel
5. Girls Just Want to Have Fun - Deborah Galli feat. Tami Holbrook & Meredith Marshall
6. Dancing In the Street - Animotion
7. Too Cruel - Amy Hart
8. Technique - Rainey
9. Wake Up the Neighborhood - Holland


Yet another scarce but superbly '80s soundtrack that helps make the movie what it is. Should you find it in amongst someones record collection, steal it!

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Hardbodies [1984]

"If you don't know what they are, you don't know what you're missing."

Surfer dude Scotty Palmer (Grant Cramer) is king of the beach. He knows all the moves, attracting 'hardbodies' every minute of the day - his skills are about to earn him a 600 buck a month job with his new neighbours.

When three middle-aged and out of touch guys decide to snap up the hottest house on the beach, they're convinced that their new residence is going to be heaving with bikini-clad babes. But soon, Hunter, Rounder and Ashby realise that it's going to be a tougher job than they think. Enter Scotty. The surprisingly friendly teenager introduces himself to his new neighbours, offering to wash their swish convertible. Little do they realize, his offer is just a front - claiming the car to be his, he lures the girls in before they know it. Once the three notice his moves, they're impressed. Hunter puts forward an offer that Scotty can't refuse; 600 bucks a month and a room in their house - the swankiest, most impressive house on the beachfront - and in return he must teach the guys how to catch hardbodies.

The guys head down to the beach, Scotty demonstrating a few tricks of the trade. Try as they might to grab the attention of at least one girl, things are going embarrassingly wrong. Deciding to head off to another hardbody hotspot, they think things are about to get easier - only to find that all the girls they set eyes on are pretty much repulsed by the three 'fossils'. Hatching on that they're going round in circles, Scotty tells the guys that they need to do something about the way they look. Sending them off on a shopping spree, the three return with new outfits, new haircuts, and new ideas. Soon, the girls are flocking, and by the end of the day the four studs have managed to invite heaps of hardbodies over to their place for a party at the weekend.

By the time the weekend rolls around, the guys can't wait. Girls begin turning up, and the house is soon full, everyone having a blast. Scotty then hears a girl band playing a few houses away and goes off to find them, asking who they're signed with. When he finds out that they're manager-less and struggling for gigs, he steps in to help them and tells them to come over and play some tunes at the party. The place livens up and by the end of the night, Hunter, Rounder and Ashby have all managed to get lucky.

The next day, the guys hire a limo and cruise around to bars, picking up girls and then stopping off at the beach. Hunter then tries it on with the wrong girl and is persistent until Scotty comes to her rescue, telling him to back off and leave her alone. Hunter is fuming and storms off up the beach, leaving Scotty comforting the girl, who is by now in tears. Further up the beach, Hunter runs into Kristi (Teal Roberts), Scotty's girlfriend. He pours her a glass of wine, telling her he's been sent by Scotty to keep her company, whilst he goes and gets it on with another girl! Kristi doesn't believe it until Hunter tells her to go and see for herself - she rushes down the beach to see Scotty with another girl in his arms.

The following day at the beach, Scotty is confused why his girlfriend won't speak to him. He has arranged for a beach gig for his band and agrees to meet Kristi there. Expecting her to turn up anytime soon, he hangs around, but then finds himself getting into a confrontation with a bunch of jerks who have decided to shout abuse at his band. One thing leads to another, and Scotty gets himself into a bit of a fight. Meanwhile his girlfriend stands waiting for him, but when he is nowhere to be seen, she decides to head over to Hunter's place. Things between them start to get cosy, and Scotty guesses what might be going on, shooting over to the beach house to find her. Hunter tells him to clear off and not to come back to the house and, having nowhere to stay for the night, resorts to sleeping on the beach.

Hunter has plans for another wild party and Kristi tags along. What the slimy Hunter doesn't know is that Scotty has come up with an idea to get his own back. Mid-way through the party, Hunter finds himself surrounded by girls, who take him upstairs and oil him up.. before covering him in feathers and showing him up in front of everyone! Scotty and Kristi of course make up and get back together, and at the end decide to move in together.


VERDICT: ★★



Hardbodies is another of those gratuitous nudity-filled teen sex comedies set on the beach. None of the actresses in this flick are fully-clothed, ever - but, originally made for Playboy TV, what do you expect? It is totally trashy and full of bad acting and bad jokes, but in a way, the who-gives-a-shit California party atmosphere kinda makes up for it.

Spawning a sequel, Hardbodies grossed $7,121,719 on release, and many name it as the defining movie of its genre. If you want boobs, beer and the beach, Hardbodies is where it's at.


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SOUNDTRACK:


1. Hardbodies Theme - Krak
2. Synthecide - SSQ
3. I'm In, You're Out - The Last Angry Band
4. Tearin' Me Up - Nancy Shanks
5. Loosin' It - The Marc Tanner Band
6. Smile For The Camera - Gerard McMahon
7. Barbados Rita - Gerard McMahon
8. Hello, Hello - Gerard McMahon
9. Jealous Girl - The Extras
10. Clockwork - SSQ
11. Party On - Rod Firestone
12. Computer Madness - Vixen
13. Maria - Vixen
14. Be With Me - Vixen
15. Lies - The Marc Tanner Band
16. Big Electronic Beat - SSQ
17. Mr Cool - Vixen
18. Women in Motion - Krak
19. I Did It - Rod Firestone
20. Fossils - Sorrells Pickard
21. Only One - Mick Smiley
22. Pickaguena - Sorrells Pickard
23. Suite Deluxe - Richard Sterling
24. Kristi's Love Theme - Rick Braun
25. Give It A Chance - Vixen
26. Runnin' - Vixen
27. Partytime - 45 Grave
28. Ms. Got-The-Body - Michael V Cooper & Felton Pilate

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Tomboy [1985]


"It's not just a man's world anymore."

Tomboy begins with Betsy Russell, or, Tommy, waking up in her sporty, boyish bedroom. Once the obligatory b-movie shower scene is out the way, she's off to work for the day as - you guessed it - a car mechanic!

A high-flying millionaire then comes to pick up his flash car (which, with Tommy being the genius that she is, repaired herself). When he arrives, he turns up with none other than the pin-up car racing champ that Tommy adores: Randy Starr.

Once they've met briefly, Tommy leaves to meet up with best friend Seville who is busy in a dance audition - possibly one of THE campest '80s dance scenes, aside from a couple of others not worth mentioning. Another shower scene is chucked in (since when were male and female shower rooms joined together?!) and afterwards Tommy & Seville go and hang out in a bar.

Next comes a very unconvincing speech from Betsy about how 'you shouldn't depend on anyone other than yourself'. The cuteness is cut short, however, when her and Seville are hit on by a couple of leery guys, who chase them out of the bar. There's then a whole chase sequence, with the girl's on Tommy's motorbike and the guy's behind in their car.

Seville tries her best shot at fame but only ends up in a raunchy donut commercial. She thinks she's going places, that is, until she is paid for her work in donuts!

Meanwhile, the girls are getting friendly with Randy Starr and his millionaire pal at a party, where Tommy & Randy of course end up getting it on.

Soon after, Tommy hears about an upcoming race and bets Randy she can beat him. She decides to soup-up her own race car and enter despite the fact Randy Starr is a total pro. Can she beat him? You better believe it!


VERDICT: ★★



Tomboy, while having it's good points, is just a bit too boring and predictable. Most of the enjoyable moments tend to get lost among scenes that just seem to have been chucked in to kill some time. Which is sad when you consider that there actually are some reasonably well done scenes and gags, not to mention quite a few unintentionally gut busting moments.

Low budget regulars Betsy Russell and Kristi Somers make for almost believable girl pals, with Somers delivering most of the laughs throughout the hour and a half. The acting completely stinks, to put it nicely. But once you get past the cliches, the wooden cast, the bad hair, the corny music and dancing.. You might just find something worthwhile. It's Crown - what do you expect?


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A soundtrack was apparently available on MCA/Curb Records - according to the end credits of the movie. The songs listed in the credits may not all feature on the soundtrack, (if one really does exist, it is incredibly scarce) but they are listed as follows:


1. Tomboy - Souvenir
2. Feelin' My Way - P.F. Solo
3. Too Many Hearts to Love - Brittany
4. Somethin's Gettin' Into Me - Brittany
5. Night Patrol - Brittany
6. Curiosity - Moses
7. Heat Me Up - Linda Stevens Foote
8. Nowhere With You - Linda Stevens Foote
9. Lovers Are Losers - Lonnie Alan
10. United or Divided - Snuff


You will find yourself humming the title tune, and also 'Curiosity' by Moses from the kitschtastic dance audition - so beware!

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