"She's cool. He's Hot. She's from the Valley. He's not."
In true val style, the movie opens with best girl friends Julie (Deborah Foreman), Loryn (Elizabeth Daily), Stacey (Heidi Holicker) and Suzi (Michelle Meyrink) out shopping at the mall. With a good supply of plastic in their pockets, they whiz past various oh-so-eighties fashions - chunky rainbow-coloured bangles, patterned-pastel blouses and bright red patent heels - before stopping off for shakes and a good ol' girly gossip. Not long after, the girls bump into Julie's preppy "his brains are bad news" boyfriend, Tommy (Michael Bowen). Having had enough of him acting the jerk as usual, Julie dumps him, and the girls head off to the beach.
Busy scouting for boys, the girls set eyes on Randy (Nicolas Cage). Looking hunky enough half-naked, none of them realise that he is in fact the complete opposite of a valley girls' ideal guy - a Hollywood punk. Conversations switch to the big val party taking place that evening and before long, news of the event has gotten round to Randy through the eavesdropping of his pal Fred.
The party is in full swing, with jerk Tommy showing his face, much to Julie's frustration. Acting as a perfect distraction, the punked-up Randy and Fred crash the scene, the mouthy prepster boys not too pleased to see them. From across the room, Julie and Randy's eyes meet, immediately attracted to one another. But when ex-boyfriend Tommy catches wind of the fact his girl is being swooned by some kid from the wrong side of the valley, fists begin to clench. A rowdy confrontation forces Randy and Fred to make a quick exit, leaving Julie alone. Some time passes and she retreats up to the bathroom to spruce herself up, where she is shocked to find Randy hiding in the shower waiting to whisk her away.
Sneaking off to see some Hollywood nightlife, Randy, Fred, Julie and a rather annoyed Stacey stop off at one of the guys' regular haunts, a backdrop of alternative tunes and wildy-dressed kids. This is the setting for the beginning of Randy and Julie's Romeo and Juliet-like relationship, and match made in heaven.
But wherever Romeo and Juliet is concerned there's tragedy, with Julie's girl pals choosing to gossip about the pair behind her back, convincing each other that Randy is no good. Attempting to lure Julie back in with the val crowd, they try hooking her and Tommy up again. Their constant harassment leads Julie to a miserable downward spiral, refusing to see Randy, making herself feel worse. Eventually, Tommy schemes his way back into his ex-girlfriends life, pleasing the girls no end.. but what about Julie?
Prom night arrives. Everyone is excited, except a saddened Julie, who is on Tommy's arm. Putting on fake smiles all the way to school, things are looking dull. The prom King and Queen are ready to be announced.. Surprise! It's Julie and Tommy for the win. Just as her prom night is becoming the worst night of her life, Randy and Fred burst in, knocking Tommy out. This is Julie's chance. Time to decide whether to trust her heart, or her friends.
VERDICT: ★★★★ ½
Valley Girl is one of
the definitive teen movies of the '80s. Of the
Romeo & Juliet genre, Valley Girl is a prime example, easily one of the best teen movies of it's kind, parallel with the likes of
Can't Buy Me Love and
Sixteen Candles. One thing
Valley Girl beats the two comparative movies on is the pure '80s-ness and the nostalgia brought about by almost every aspect of the film. The fashions, the slang, the hangouts - all practically sum up the early eighties in one movie. Showing the trials and tribulations of life in the valley in 1983, the pressure of social circles, expectancies of so-called friends, and generally making it through your teenage years and trying to come out on the other side with as least permanent damage as possible!
A fantastically enjoyable and classic movie about teenage love!
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The soundtrack is one of the most outstanding of it's time, too, although the original LP is super rare and sought-after. So, for those of us not fortunate enough to be able to splash out on the real thing, two different CD compilations were released, crammed full with danceable, sing-alongable tunes. There are a lot of questions over what tracks are actually featured in the movie, as every version - the theatrical release, the original VHS tape, and the DVD - seems to differ on the music side of things. But these two tripendicular CD's are, along with
Modern Girls and
Electric Dreams, about the only soundtracks that a new wave lover needs in their collection!
1. A Million Miles Away - The Plimsouls
2. Johnny, Are You Queer? - Josie Cotton
3. Eyes Of A Stranger - Payolas
4. Angst In My Pants - Sparks
5. Who Can It Be Now? - Men At Work
6. Everywhere At Once - The Plimsouls
7. I La La La Love You - Pat Travers' Black Pearl
8. He Could Be The One - Josie Cotton

9. Love My Way - Psychedelic Furs
10. Jukebox (Don't Put Another Dime) - The Flirts
11. The Fanatic - Felony
12. She Talks In Stereo - Gary Myrick & The Figures
13. Oldest Story In The World - The Plimsouls
14. School Is In - Josie Cotton
15. I Melt With You - Modern English
1. Girls Like Me - Bonnie Hayes With The Wild Combo
2. Eaten By The Monster Of Love - Sparks
3. Mickey - Toni Basil
4. Zero Hour (Original Version) - The Plimsouls
5. He Was Really Sayin' Somethin' - Bananarama
6. In The Name Of Love - Thompson Twins
7. The Earthquake Song - Little Girls
8. Do You Really Want To Hurt Me - Culture Club
9. Cool Places - Sparks & Jane Wiedlin
10. Town Called Malice - The Jam
11. I Eat Cannibals - Total Coelo
12. Time To Win - Gary Myrick & The Figures
13. Voo Doo - Rachel Sweet
14. Marina Men - Valley Girls
15. Pocket Pool - Killer Pussy
16. Shelly's Boyfriend - Bonnie Hayes With The Wild Combo
Picking favourites from the soundtracks is an almost impossible task, what with the huge amount of bands and unforgettable songs featured (although if I had to pick
one, it'd have to be
The Psychedelic Furs and 'Love My Way').